The True Struggle in Letting Go

So, you were/are in a relationship. At least it was/is significant enough to post on the internet. Nice to know I'm easily replaced...of course I'm just finding out six months later...I hope she's everything I never was. I hope you feel completely free with her, that you're no longer smothered, that you can be completely yourself. I hope she worships your god and prays to your saints, and is content living in fear and mediocrity.

Yes, I hope she's everything I'm not. I hope she likes being told to "fuck off", I hope she fights back when you're angry, I hope she takes you for granted, I hope she's high maintenance and demands your time and attention, I hope she takes and never gives back, I hope she gives you all the sex I never would, and I hope she gets sloshed and shows you the finer things in life. I hope she's an imbecile and hasn't a clue how to challenge an idea. I hope she's simple and plain and dependent. Yes, you always resented that fact that I wasn't dependent enough. I hope she takes, and takes, and takes, and rarely gives back.

I hope she's everything I wasn't.

I also hope you sell the guitar.